So here it begins. I am in the Intercontinental Buckhead...God I love Hotwire.com! I have just come from a fantastic dinner at Top Spice with D and D and went to not one but two Targets to complete my shopping list! Oh the life I lead. I came out the of the second one and got the psss psss, which is the black guys wolf whistle. All this time I thought I was looking like a fat homeless person wandering the aisles with a stained shirt (from the dogs and dinner) and a red face from the Zombie I had at dinner. I ain't doing so bad after all. So with a bit of swagger in my stagger, I drove to the IC. I checked in and had an endless description of the room and amenities from the the bell man. I felt like saying, "dude, I don't give a fuck where the fire exits are, here's your damn tip, now leave me alone!" Also, I was interrogated by everyone from the valet to the desk clerk as to "what brought me here tonight." I quickly made up a story about how there were to too many people in the house and I needed to get some work done. That didn't work with the bell hop though, he saw my bottle of vodka. He said he would, "take special care of this bag for me." Jesus Christ! If only I could say, my mother is insane and needs to be in an institution and this is my first stop on a journey of self discovery. Could you imagine the looks I would get?

Alright now back to that vodka comment, to put all your minds at ease, I won't be drinking so hard that I will be falling out of bed. I will be sleeping in the middle of the bed so no worries on that. Alright, I admit it, I am scared to do this on my own so a little clear NyQuil to help me sleep...so sue me bitches! I am also really excited. I can't wait to see what I can capture with my camera and also the experiences I will have. I will be in touch via text, email, phone and blog daily. Believe me you are the people I care about and love the most in this world so I am going to cling to you for dear life. I just hope I can write something interesting every day. If not, I'll just blog drunk. That should lend some entertainment value. To D and D "a round a Jaegermiester!" Sorry cheap shot. To Richard, I will explain when I am back on the couch. I wish I had a better ending than this but it's the only one I can think of right now. Be good; and if you can't be good, be good at it. Love to all!